________________ _______ __ / _______/ / \ / / \ / / / /____ / / /\ \ / / /__\ \ / / Title artwork by / _____/ / / / \ / ____ \ / /____ Chris35389 /__/ /__/__/ \__/__/ \__\ /______/ __________ __ ___________________ __________ ___ / ______/ \ / \ / /____ ____/ \ / /______/\ \ / / / /___ / /_\ \ / / \ \ / / / / / /_\ \ /____ \ \ _/ / / /____/ / _____ \ / / \ \/ / / / / ___ \ _ / \ / /__/ /_/ \_\ /_/ \___/ /_/ /_/ \_\ __/ /__/ ________________ /__ __ __ __/ / / / / / / / / / / / / Memorable Quotations __/ /_/ /_/ /__ /______________/ Maintained by: Andrew Vestal (vestal@computek.net) This document is a constantly evolving piece of work. It is by no means complete, and is no doubt rife with errors. This is where you (the reader) help me out. If you have a quotation that should be added, send it to the above address. Not all contributed quotations will be added, though! To be added a quotation must either be humorous and amusing, or illustrate the personality of the speaker. Keep those quotations coming! NOTE: Quotations are listed alphabetically by speaker. Where necessary, the person being spoken to was added for clarification. Kefka has so many great lines in his final speech that the entire speech is included at the end of this file. Enjoy! -==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==- Memorable Quotations Celes ----- Celes (to Edgar): I'm a soldier, not some love starved twit!! Celes (to Setzer): Well, Mr. Gambler, it appears as if you've been hustled. Celes: Power only breeds war ... I wish I'd never been born. Celes: I'm a general... not some opera floozy! Chancellor ---------- Chancellor: No one can touch the people of Figaro! Cyan ---- Cyan (about Magitek armor): How might these abominations be manipulated? Cyan (to Nikean Dancer): You licentious howler! Nikean Dancer's reply: Geez, don't blow an artery, baby! Cyan: I am Cyan, retainer to the King of Doma. I am your worst nightmare... Cyan: Thou art so......odd. Cyan: The world before the fall Lovely is the light of dawn Noble is the heart of man... Cyan: Elayne... Owain.... KEFKA!!!!! Cyan: I HATE machines! Edgar ----- Edgar (to Terra): How rude of me to turn my back to a lady! Edgar: (To Terra): I'll give you 3 reasons: First, your beauty has captivated me. Second, I'm dying to know if I'm your type. I guess your... abilities... would be a distant third. Edgar: If something should happen to me all the world's women will grieve! Edgar: You see, there're more girls here than grains of sand out there. I can't keep track of 'em all! Edgar: Watch your mouth! There are ladies present! Emperor ------- Emperor (to Celes): You and Kefka were given life to serve me! It is your birthright to rule the world with me! Gau --- Gau (about the Opera): Pretty song! Gau (to Sabin): Me like dancing! You good leader! Gau (to Sabin): Thou! Thou!... Thou! Thou!... Thou! Thou! Gau (to Sabin): Mr. Thou! Mr. Thou! Gau: ~Uwaooo! I'm Gau! I'm your friend! Let's travel together! General Leo ----------- General Leo (to Kefka): Don't be pompous! And DON'T forget that they are PEOPLE, just like you and me. General Leo (to Soldier): Fall in battle, and I'll have to deliver the bad news (to your family)... What shall I say to them? You have a life to go back to someday. Don't throw it all away for nothing. Gogo ---- Gogo: I am Gogo, master of the simalucrum. Gogo: "..." Guard ----- Guard: Fire, fire. Heh, heh, heh. Kefka ----- (NOTE: Many of Kefka's quotations are in the section of this file entitled "The Last Battle".) Kefka: Edgar, you pinhead! Why do you have to live in the middle of nowhere? These recon jobs are the pits! Kefka: Ahem...there's SAND on my boots! Kefka: Then... welcome to my barbecue!! Uwa ha ha ha! Kefka: Go, get those vile insects! Kefka: You just go and be a good little boy...! Kefka: "Wait", he says. Do I look like a waiter? Kefka: Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison! Kefka: I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE YOU! Kefka: Run, run, or you'll be well done! Locke ----- Locke (to Celes): I will not let go... I promise. Locke (to Merchant): Hey! Call me a treasure hunter, or I'll rip your lungs out! Locke (about Rachel): I.... failed her..... Locke (to Terra): And...please......don't let a lecherous young king, who shall remain nameless, near you! Locke (to the Old Man): I PREFER the term treasure hunting! Arvis' reply: Ha! Semantic nonsense! Locke: M M M M M M MAGIC?! Lone Wolf --------- Lone Wolf (about Mog): Stand back or this one's dust! Mog --- Mog: Kupo! Mog: Puhhhhhhhh... Mog: Thankupo! Mog: I thought you were all feeding the earthworms, kupo! Mog: Watch the hair! Relm ---- Relm (to Edgar): What's wrong, lover boy? Relm (to Interceptor): What a sweet puppy.... Relm (to Owzer): You look... ah... dorky! Relm (to Sabin): Who is this puffed up aerobics intructor? Relm (about Strago): What a fuddy duddy. Relm (to Strago): You old fool, are you still standing? Relm (to Strago): Did you think I was gonna check out before you, old man? Relm (to Ultros): Stay back! I'll paint your portrait!! Sabin ----- Sabin (about Relm): Kid's got quite a lip! Sabin (to Cyan): Thou art such a pain in the...! Confound it all! I'm starting to talk like you! Sabin (to Gau): Hey! I told you once, I'm not Mr. Thou!!! Sabin: Think a bear like me can help? Sabin: Riiiight! Sabin: Do you think that a simple matter like the end of the world could stop a person like me? Sabin: I know, I know... we smash Kefka and deliver peace unto the world. Setzer ------ Setzer: How low can you get? I love it! Setzer: My life is a chip in your pile... ante up! Setzer: What's the most important thing in life? To be free of obligations! Otherwise you lose the ability to gamble... Setzer: Sometimes you just have to FEEL your way through a situation. Shadow ------ Shadow (about Interceptor): Leave us. The dog eats strangers... Shadow (to Terra): There are people like me in the world who have killed all emotion. Remember that. Shadow: The Reaper is always just a step behind me... Shadow: I have forsaken the world... Shadow (in the ending): Baram, I am going to stop running... Siegfried --------- Siegfried: I am Ziegfried, the great swordsman! Sabin's reply: More like a manicurist! Siegfried: (upon leaving): Ta-ta! Terra ----- Terra (about Edgar): Hmm...I suppose a normal girl would have found him dashing. But I'm hardly...normal... Terra (about Sabin): Younger... "brother"? At first glance I thought he was some bodybuilder who had strayed from his gym... Terra: But how will I know which way is right... Terra: I want to know what love is. Terra: I know now why I must fight, for the children! Terra: General Leo... I think I finally understand what you were trying to say. Ultros ------ Ultros (to Relm): Oh, all right, Uncle Ulty REALLY wants you to do his portrait. Ultros: Uwee hee hee... Game over! Don't tease the octopus, kids! Ultros: Yaaooouch! Seafood soup! Ultros: Muscle-heads? Hate 'em! Ultros: Well, they always said I was a slow learner, but I eat FAST! Ultros: I lose AGAIN? Well, this time I brought a friend! Ultros: Silence! You are in the presence of octopus royalty! Ultros: How can this be...? I'm nothing more than a stupid octopus! Ultros: Look at me! I'm a receptionist! -==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==- The Last Battle Kefka: Welcome, friends! I knew you'd make it here, so I've prepared some suitable entertainment for you! Everyone: How long are you going to let the destruction continue? Kefka: I've tapped into the ultimate power. Observe...! (Kefka levitates a party member) Kefka: Such magnificent power! You are like insects to me! (Kefka lifts a second party member into the air) Kefka: I will exterminate everyone, and everything! Everyone: People will keep rebuilding the things you take from them. Kefka: Then I'll destroy those too. Why do people rebuild things they know are going to be destroyed? Why do people cling to life when they know they can't live forever? Think how meaningless each of your lives is! Terra: It's not the net result of one's life that is important. It's the day-to-day concerns, the personal victories, and the celebration of life...and love! It's enough if people are able to experience the joy that each day can bring! Kefka: And have you found your "joy", in this nearly dead world of ours? Terra: Yes! Terra: I know what love is...! Locke: And I have learned to celebrate life... and the living. Cyan: My family lives on inside of me. Edgar: It is my dream to build a kingdom in which I can guarantee freedom, and dignity. Sabin: I have come to experience anew the love of my brother! Celes: I've met someone who can accept me for what I am. Strago: I have a special little Granddaughter. Relm: And I have a brave Grandpa who'll stand by me through it all. Setzer: My friend's airship... and her love! Mog: I have my friends here! Kefka: This is sickening... You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet! Prepare yourselves! Kefka: Now, for my next trick, I will make you all...disappear! Everyone: Kefka, you don't know what you're doing! Stop! (Kefka fires the Light of Judgement) Kefka: I command the greatest power in the universe! You are all helpless before me! (Mountains rise and fall, bringing Kefka to the apex) Kefka: I will destroy everything... I will create a monument to non-existence! Party Member: Life will go on, there will always be people, and dreams. Kefka: No! I will hunt them down. I will destroy it all! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!! Party Member: We will not allow you to harm another living thing. Kefka: Hee, hee, hee!! But what fun is destruction if no "precious" lives are lost! (Kefka releases another blast, devastating the landscape) Everyone: It's over Kefka! Kefka: Oh! But it hasn't yet begun! And I'm giving you a front-row seat! (Fighting valiantly, our heroes ascend the many tiered evil that is Kefka. Finally, they arrive at the apex of the evil.) Kefka: Life... Dreams... Hope... Where did they come from? And where are they headed? These things... I am going to destroy! (Kefka is severely wounded in the battle. Sensing his imminent defeat, he uses his last resort.) Kefka: The end comes... beyond chaos. (Our heroes prevail. FIN.) -==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==- Thanks go out to: Kefka Jeff Doing Joshua Mayfield Andy Kaufmann Michael Colgan Nick Zitzmann Bill Schaber MOGthe1st Olcay Cirit Judy Lin Raiden Chris Baddaker Jerry Cunningham Hal Adams ChrisK2018 Peggy Johnson Devon50 Mark Anderson Edgar of Figaro Sabin Mac Knight Chris Gates 75032.1312@compuserve.com Keith Venable Jesse Yowel Howard Kaufman Andrew Davis Michael Poon Raven Todd Thompson ChadWH Jeremic Frederic Briere and many others whose names I have misplaced at the moment ;-) -==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==- Last Update: 12.29.95 Send Comments to: vestal@computek.net