"Nei, the Pointy-eared Numan"

Nei, the Pointy-eared Numan,
Was an outcast, you see.
And if you ever saw her,
You'd scream and run away-ee.

All of the dumb Motivians,
Used to laugh and call her names.
They never let poor Nei,
Join in any Motivia Games.

Then one sunny afternoon,
while she was getting beat.
Rolf came along and saved her
From becoming ground Beef.

Oh, how Rolf loved her,
And he shouted out with glee:
"Nei, the Pointy-eared Numan,
I'll love you eternally!"